Frequently Asked Questions

  • If by “print your own” you mean professionally printed on luxe linen stock… then yes.
    If you mean a home printer and a dream absolutely not.

  • Yes! All cards are blank inside so you can add your own message sweet, savage, or somewhere in between.

  • You can reach us anytime via our contact page or email. We aim to respond quickly usually within one business day.

  • Each card is a classic 5x7 size. Big enough to make a statement. Small enough to still fit the drama.

  • Of course. Every card comes with a crisp white envelope—because even sarcasm deserves to be properly dressed.

  • Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days.
    Good news: your card will arrive faster than the person who inspired it apologized.

  • Because our cards are printed just for you, all sales are final.
    Once the snark leaves our hands, it’s officially yours.

  • Anyone can sell a greeting card.
    We sell a feeling.

    Snarky Conversations isn’t about cheesy clichés or forced sentiment. It’s about saying what everyone’s thinking cleverly, unapologetically, and beautifully printed on premium linen paper.

    Our cards are:

    • Professionally printed (because sarcasm should look good)

    • Thoughtfully designed to be bold, witty, and memorable

    • Created for people who appreciate humor with a little bite

    Because sometimes the perfect message isn’t sweet.
    It’s honest.

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