Marriages Are Like Pancakes Card | Funny Divorce & Relationship Humor Greeting Card

$6.95

Because sometimes the first one is a total throwaway. The Marriages Are Like Pancakes card delivers sharp humor with a knowing wink, making it the perfect card for divorce celebrations, fresh starts, or friends who appreciate dark, honest humor about love and life.

This 5x7 greeting card is professionally printed on premium linen cardstock, giving it a textured, high-quality feel that elevates the punchline. With a blank interior, you can customize the message to be supportive, sarcastic, or downright hilarious. Each card includes a white envelope, ready to gift or mail.

Ideal for divorce parties, breakups, second chances, or anyone who knows that not every attempt is meant to last, this card proves that humor really is the best coping mechanism.

Details:

  • Size: 5 x 7 inches

  • Premium linen paper

  • Blank inside for your personal message

  • Includes white envelope

  • Professionally printed in the USA

Because the second one is usually better anyway.

Because sometimes the first one is a total throwaway. The Marriages Are Like Pancakes card delivers sharp humor with a knowing wink, making it the perfect card for divorce celebrations, fresh starts, or friends who appreciate dark, honest humor about love and life.

This 5x7 greeting card is professionally printed on premium linen cardstock, giving it a textured, high-quality feel that elevates the punchline. With a blank interior, you can customize the message to be supportive, sarcastic, or downright hilarious. Each card includes a white envelope, ready to gift or mail.

Ideal for divorce parties, breakups, second chances, or anyone who knows that not every attempt is meant to last, this card proves that humor really is the best coping mechanism.

Details:

  • Size: 5 x 7 inches

  • Premium linen paper

  • Blank inside for your personal message

  • Includes white envelope

  • Professionally printed in the USA

Because the second one is usually better anyway.