Bold, unapologetic, and painfully honest the When the Mistress Marries card delivers sharp humor with zero filters. Featuring a colorful, illustrated design packed with symbolic details and the unforgettable line “When the mistress marries, it creates a job opening,” this card is perfect for those who appreciate dark humor and truth served with style.
This 5x7 greeting card is professionally printed on premium linen cardstock, giving it a textured, high-quality finish that elevates the message. The blank interior lets you add your own note — supportive, sarcastic, or straight-up savage. Each card includes a white envelope, ready to gift or mail.
Ideal for divorce celebrations, infidelity recovery humor, fresh starts, or friends who believe laughter is the best revenge, this card says what many are thinking out loud.
Details:
Because karma doesn’t whisper — it sends a card.
Bold, unapologetic, and painfully honest the When the Mistress Marries card delivers sharp humor with zero filters. Featuring a colorful, illustrated design packed with symbolic details and the unforgettable line “When the mistress marries, it creates a job opening,” this card is perfect for those who appreciate dark humor and truth served with style.
This 5x7 greeting card is professionally printed on premium linen cardstock, giving it a textured, high-quality finish that elevates the message. The blank interior lets you add your own note — supportive, sarcastic, or straight-up savage. Each card includes a white envelope, ready to gift or mail.
Ideal for divorce celebrations, infidelity recovery humor, fresh starts, or friends who believe laughter is the best revenge, this card says what many are thinking out loud.
Details:
Because karma doesn’t whisper — it sends a card.
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